Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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