We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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