Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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