"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have feelings that need drinking.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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