Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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