ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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