Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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