remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I faked an abortion last night.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
