So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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