apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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