There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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