You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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