she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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