Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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