This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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