You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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