operation harelip BJ is a go
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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