Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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