What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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