i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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