He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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