The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
she told me i tasted like america
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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