whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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