I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?