So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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