Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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