She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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