Define "chronic" masturbator.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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