she was so not down for the gang bang
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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