omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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