We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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