For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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