They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I forget how to act sober
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