She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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