i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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