she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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