I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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