Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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