no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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