Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I love how my cats smell like pot.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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