If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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