is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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I need you to use more vowels.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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