Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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