You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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