We won't sleep together?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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