16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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