I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
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Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
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Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
we have pet lesbian snakes
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you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are