Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge