Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.