I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control