Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.