The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.