ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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grandma shit on top of the toilet
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him